If you’re like me, doing drafts and coming up with a fantasy football team name after the draft is complete is half the fun. You can have a pun name based on the best player on your team, to a down-and-dirty, if not inappropriate name for your team. Or even use one of the league managers and take a funny jab at them. Continue reading and check out these 200+ Fantasy Football Team Names.
Going into drafts I usually will start it out as “Team Ryan” or “TBD”. Hell, sometimes I’ll be funny and start it as Team 13 in a 12-team league just to be annoying. Once the draft starts, the fantasy football team names start coming together. If you do a live in-person draft, sometimes a topic that is being talked about (alcohol is usually involved) will be at least one manager’s name.
But if you’re feeling stuck or lost on what to name your team, there’s no need to panic. Your roster is loaded and looking over your team with said players should help create a team name for you. Grab your roster and read on for some team name ideas for fantasy football.
Team Names from 2022 Rookies
- Whatchu Talking Bout Willis (Malik Willis)
- London 60 Seconds (Drake London)
- Jameson and Soda (Jameson Williams)
- Olave Nother (Chris Olave)
- Olave Juice (Chris Olave)
- Breece Between My Legs (Breece Hall)
- Saved By David Bell (David Bell)
- White Pickett Fence (Kenny Pickett)
- Burks Bees Wax (Treylon Burks)
- Isaiah Spillered Beer (Isaiah Spiller)
- TDP For My Bunghole (Tyrion Davis-Price)
- House Tyrion Davis-Price (TDP)
- Shakir Ass (Khalil Shakir)
- Velus, Las Vegas (Velus Jones)
- Jelani 9 Irons and Woods (Jelani Woods)
- Melton Faces (Bo Melton)
- 2 McBrides and a Fry (Trey McBride)
- Golden Corral (Matt Corral)
- Pierced Ears (Dameon Pierce / Alec Pierce)
- Metchie’s Frozen Yogurt (John Metchie)
- Picken Fights (George Pickens)
- The Skyy is the Limit (Skyy Moore)
- For Whom David Bell Tolls (David Bell)
- Snooping Around (Snoop Conner)
- Rachaad White and the 7 Dwarfs (Rachaad White)
- Rachaad White’s Burner Account (Self-explanatory if you saw this)
Team Names from Current Players, Retired Players, and Coaches
- Hanging With Mahomies (Patrick Mahomes)
- The Real Slim Brady (Tom Brady)
- SaQuads (Saquon Barkley)
- Run CMC (Christian McCaffrey)
- Fournette and Goal (Leonard Fournette)
- Taylor-Made (Jonathan Taylor)
- Taylor Gang (Jonathan Taylor)
- Baskin Dobbins (J.K. Dobbins)
- My Ball Zach Ertz (Zach Ertz)
- Hot Lockett (Tyler Lockett)
- Hurts so good (Jalen Hurts)
- Trubisky Business (Mitch Trubisky)
- Keeping Up With the Jones’s (Aaron Jones, Jerry Jones, etc.)
- Tua Little Tua Late (Tua Tagovailoa)
- MeNAJEEtwa (Najee Harris)
- Forgot About DeAndre (DeAndre Hopkins)
- I Blew a Gaskin (Miles Gaskins)
- Mixon it Up (Joe Mixon)
- Hanging with the Coopers (Amari Cooper)
- Pitts Perfect (Kyle Pitts)
- I Got a Thielen (Adam Thielen)
- Hooked On a Thielen (Adam Thielen)
- Dude, where’s my Carr? (Derek Carr)
- Get Out Me Carr (Derek Carr)
- Swift Army Knife (D’Andre Swift)
- Lights, Kamara, Action! (Alvin Kamara)
- Stafford Infection (Matthew Stafford)
- We’re the Wilson’s (Russell Wilson)
- It’s Not a Vacuum, It’s a Chark (D.J. Chark)
- Fields of Dreams (Justin Fields)
- To the Mooney and Back (Darnell Mooney)
- How I Metcalf Your Mother (D.K. Metcalf)
- Myles High Club (Myles Garrett)
- Yippee-ki-yay Mother Tucker (Justin Tucker)
- Beg, Burrow, and Steal (Joe Burrow)
- Boyds 2 Men (Tyler Boyd)
- CeeDees and MP3s (CeeDee Lamb)
- What’s Cooking (Dalvin Cook)
- I Crapped my Fants (Noah Fant)
- Zeke Squad (Ezekiel Elliott)
- I think I’m Going to Aiyuk (Brandon Aiyuk)
- Coo Coo Ca-choo Allen Robinson (Allen Robinson)
- Die on That Tannehill (Ryan Tannehill)
- Cobra Kyler (Kyler Murray)
- Fresh Prince of Helaire (Clyde Edwards Helaire)
- Forgetting Terrence Marshall (Terrence Marshall Jr.)
- Bourne Identity (Kendrick Bourne)
- Ketchup and Mostert (Raheem Mostert)
- I Wentz In My Pants (Carson Wentz)
- Green Akers (Cam Akers)
- The Moore the Merrier (D.J. Moore, Elijah Moore)
- Hocktoberfest (T.J. Hockenson)
- Turn Down for Watt (T.J. Watt)
- Dude Looks Like a Brady (Tom Brady)
- Sherlock Mahomes (Patrick Mahomes)
- Can You Digg It? (Stefon Diggs)
- Kittle Big Town (George Kittle)
- Golladay Inn Express (Kenny Golladay)
- Super Mario-ta (Marcus Mariota)
- Allen the Family (Keenan Allen)
- Mentored by Tannehill (Ryan Tannehill)
- McLaurin F1 (Terry McLaurin)
- Aaron It Out ( Aaron Rodgers)
- Dak That Thing Up (Dak Prescott)
- Knock’n on Evans Door (Mike Evans)
- Bad JuJu (JuJu Smith-Schuster)
- Saving Matt Ryan (Matt Ryan)
- View From Lamar (Lamar Jackson)
- Hot Chubb Time Machine (Nick Chubb)
- Throwing Deebos (Deebo Samuel)
- Baker’s Losers (Baker Mayfield)
- Who in the Funk are you (Jake Funk)
- OBJYN (Odell Beckham Jr)
- Came and Wentz (Carson Wentz)
- Pittman’s Crew (Michael Pittman)
- Dakstreet Boys (Dak Prescott)
- 98 Dupree’s (Bud Dupree)
- Schobert Ice Cream (Joe Schobert)
- Ladies and Edelman (Julian Edelman)
- Make America Gronk Again (Rob Gronkowski)
- Le’Veon a Prayer ( Le’Veon Bell)
- It Ertz when I Pee (Zach Ertz)
- Discount Belichick (Bill Belichick)
- 1.21 JJ Watts (J.J. Watt)
- Multiple Goregasms (Frank Gore)
- Favre Dollar Footlong (Brett Favre)
- Flacco Seagulls (Joe Flacco)
- Goff Balls (Jared Goff)
- Dabes J’s (Brian Daboll)
- The Adams Family (Davante Adams)
- In Tuck We Trust (Justin Tucker)
- Master Bateman (Rashod Bateman)
- I Pitta the Fool (Dennis Pitta)
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Bortles (Blake Bortles)
- My Johnson’s Hardman (Mecole Hardman)
- Take Me Tua Title (Tua Tagovailoa)
- Blue Solo Kupps (Cooper Kupp)
- Kamara Z28 (Alvin Kamara)
- Dez Dispencer (Dez Bryant)
- Krispy Kareem (Kareem Hunt)
- No Fournette Play (Leonard Fournette)
- Resting Mitch Face (Mitch Trubisky)
- Resting Manning Face (Eli Manning)
- Suck My Ditka (Mike Ditka)
- The Mixon Administration (Joe Mixon)
- Hasta Lavista Baby! (Laviska Shenault)
- Too Good to be Trubisky (Mitch Trubisky)
- My Barkley is Louder Than My Bite (Saquon Barkley)
- DeShaun of the Dead (DeShaun Watson)
- Kenyan Stop Me From Scoring (Kenyan Drake)
- Waddle Vision (Jaylen Waddle)
- Pitts and Giggles (Kyle Pitts)
- Show me Your Pitts (Kyle Pitts)
- Breaking T-Law (Trevor Lawrence)
- Goff Balls (Jared Goff)
- Penny for Your Thoughts (Rashaad Penny)
- Murray Up and Wait (Kyler Murray)
- Ice Tee (Tee Higgins)
- Hurst so Good (Hayden Hurst)
- Hurts so Good (Jalen Hurts)
- Flutie and the Blowfish (Doug Flutie)
- Hyde Yo Kids, Hyde Yo Wife (Carlos Hyde)
- Zeke and Destroy ( Ezekiel Elliott)
- Sleeping with Cousins (Kirk Cousins)
- Mo Alie Mo Problems (Mo Alie Cox)
- OMG Becky Look at Herbert (Justin Herbert)
- Baby Got Dak (Dak Prescott)
- Wet Berrios (Braxton Berrios)
- Swiftness (D’Andre Swift)
- Kraft Beer (Robert Kraft)
- Silence of the CeeDee Lambs (CeeDee Lamb)
- Turn Your Head and Goff (Jared Goff)
- Fields of Dreams (Justin Fields)
- Grilled Chase & Tomato Suh (Ja’Marr Chase)
- It Ertz When Eifert (Zach Ertz)
- Dalvin and the Chipmunks (Dalvin Cook)
- Little Red Fournette (Leonard Fournette)
- Unsolicited Dak Pics (Dak Prescott)
- Golden Taint (Golden Tate)
- Runs Like a Gurley (Todd Gurley)
- Can’t Stop This Thielen (Adam Thielen)
- Inglorious Staffords (Matt Stafford)
- Here’s My Number, So Call Me Brady (Tom Brady)
- SwifterSweet (D’Andre Swift)
Sometimes having a single player name isn’t fun. These next sets of names are team stacks that can help you come up with something really funny. Some are inappropriate, yet still funny and fun to use.
- Don’t Give Adams About Your Carr (Davante Adams/ Derek Carr)
- Chase N My Chubb (Ja’Marr Chase/ Nick Chubb)
- Too Many Cooks (Dalvin Cook/ James Cook/ Brandin Cooks)
- Tua Girls, One Kupp (Tua Tagovailoa/ Cooper Kupp)
- 2001 Honda Civic (Tua Tagovailoa/ Tyreek Hill)
- The Jeffersons (Justin Jefferson/ Van Jefferson)
- Mac N Chase (Mac Jones/ Ja’Marr Chase)
- 2 Kupp’s of Joe (Cooper Kupp/ Joe Mixon/ Joe Burrow)
- Goff Ball Tee (Jared Goff/Tee Higgins)
- We’re the Wilson’s (Zach Wilson/ Garett Wilson, etc.)
- Taylor Swift (Jonathan Taylor/ D’Andre Swift)
Off The Wall
- Beaver Tranquilizers
- Remember the Titans
- Prized Picks
- Hung Like a Bronco
- 4XL Gloves
- Deflated Balls
- 8-12 PSI
- The Password is Taco
- Chalupa Batman
- Fantasy Virgin
- Clash of the Titans
Classic Team Names
- Waiver Wire Warrior
- Touchdown There
- Show Me Those TDs
- Armchair Champion
- Show Me The Money
- Going Balls Deep
- Laces out Dan!
- Ray Finkle’s career
- Jackson Mahomes Instagram Account
- Backfield Penetration
- Double Doinkers
- The Tightest End
- Dipping Into the End Zone
- Clash of the Tight Ends
- No Punt Intended
- 5th Down Specialist
- Give me Some Pigskin
- School of Hard Knocks
- One Injury Away
Fantasy football is fun and sometimes the team names can take the edge off a bad week. Hell, sometimes I change my name every week, just to mess with the league. I would love to hear some of your favorite names and we can add them to the list as the season goes on.
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