Today, I’ll be giving you some of the best fantasy football team names you can use. Regardless of the type of fantasy football leagues you play in, team names are crucial. From this year’s class to the “original” ones that you’ve heard so many years in a row, I have you covered.
Last year, I came up with more than 200 fantasy football team names. This time around I am giving you over 400 of the top fantasy football team names. That’s right. We’re not messing around this year at Faceoff Sports Network, and you’re going to love this year’s list of the best fantasy football team names!
Fantasy Football Team Names from the 2023 Rookies
- Roschon’s Johnson
- Downs With the Sickness
- Hendon’s Hookers
- It’s Miller Time!
- Stroudy with a Chance of Deep Balls
- Dalton Abbey
- Mayer McCheese
- Kendre Miller Lite
- Abanikanda Forever
- JSN Vorhees
- System of a Downs
- Kincaid Bear
- The Iosivas Bowl
- Sean Tucker Must Die (The movie! Not for real!)
- Starsky & Hutchinson
- Mingo was his Name-O
- Forever Young
- Let Bijans be Bijans
- C’mon Charbie, Let’s Go Party
- Off the Achane
- The Great Bigsby
- Hookers need Love too
- Devon A-Train
- Hooker and Blow
- Sticky Rice
- Kincaid and Blow
- Jahmyr Today Bijan Tomorrow
- From Jahmyr to Eternity
- Mama Mia, Jahmyr We Go Again
- Jahmyr I Go Again
- Bijan With The Wind
- The Thrill is Bijan
- Stroudlander
- Stroud Out of My Office
- Stroud Mary Keeps on Burning
- Levis Button Fly Jeans
- The Bryce is Right
- Once Bitten, Bryce Shy
- Bijan Mustard
- Bijan Dressing
- The Slot-Njigbas
- Can I Gibbs a Fin
- Midnight Stroud
- RICHardson in Life
- I’m wearing my Levis
- Let Bijans be Bijans
- Eat More Charbs (Not so Keto!)
- But the Levis was Dry
- No Fucks Left to Gibbs
- I’m into That Kincaid Shit
- Levis 501
- Bottles of Charbonnet
- Addison in Wonderland
- Zay My Name
- Loud and Stroud
- Two’s Company, Three’s a Stroud
- LaPorta! Esta! Abierta!
- Gibbs and you Shall Receive
- April Showers Bring Zay Flowers
- I Can Buy Myself Flowers
- Dude! You’re Getting A Dell!
- Double Downs
- Mims and Lemonade
- Herbs and Bryces
- Money Bijan
- Pain Achane
- Dell or McIntosh (computer geeks!)
Kayshon Boutte Fans
- Kiss my Boutte
- Downs for Boutte ETN
- Boutte ETN SZN
- So Much Boutte Here
- My Team Sucks Boutte
- The FF Boutte Call
- My Neck, My Back, My Kuntz, and My Boutte
- Hooker’s and Boutte
- Boutte Shorts
- Boutte hole
- Pirate Boutte (That popcorn is great!)
Fantasy Football Team Names from the 2022 Rookies
- Whatchu Talking Bout Willis (Look’s like nothing much.)
- London 60 Seconds
- Jameson and Soda
- Olave Nother
- Olave Juice
- Breece Between My Legs
- Breeced Up Deaf Guy
- Saved By David Bell
- White Pickett Fence
- Burks Bees Wax
- Isaiah Spillered Beer
- TDP For My Bunghole
- House Tyrion Davis-Price
- Shakir Ass
- Velus, Las Vegas
- Jelani 9 Irons and Woods
- Melton Faces
- 2 McBrides and a Fry
- Golden Corral
- Alec Pierce’d TDs
- Metchie’s Frozen Yogurt
- Picken Fights
- The Skyy is the Limit
- For Whom David Bell Tolls
- Snooping Around
- Rachaad White and the 7 Dwarfs
- Rachaad White’s Burner Account (Self-explanatory if you saw this)
- I got my D’ Pierce
- The Skyy’s the Limit (Can Skyy Moore break out? Please!)
Current Players, Retired Players, Coaches, Etc.
- Hanging With Mahomies
- The Real Slim Brady
- SaQuads
- Run CMC
- Fournette and Goal
- Taylor-Made
- Taylor Gang
- Baskin Dobbins
- My Ball Zach Ertz
- Hot Lockett
- Hurts so good
- Trubisky Business
- Keeping Up With the Joneses
- Tua Little Tua Late
- Me-NAJEE-twa
- Forgot About DeAndre
- I Blew a Gaskin
- Mixon it Up
- Hanging with the Coopers
- Pitts Perfect
- Pitts with Titts
- I Got a Thielen
- Hooked On a Thielen
- Dude, where’s my Carr?
- Get Out Me Carr
- Swift Army Knife (Is it still?)
- Stafford Infection
- We’re the Wilson’s
- It’s Not a Vacuum, It’s a Chark
- Fields of Dreams
- To the Mooney and Back
- How I Metcalf Your Mother
- Myles High Club
- Yippee-ki-yay Mother Tucker
- Beg, Burrow, and Steal
- Boyds 2 Men
- CeeDees and MP3s
- What’s Cooking
- I Crapped my Fants
- Zeke Squad (Not anymore!)
- I think I’m Going to Aiyuk
- Coo Coo Ca-choo Allen Robinson
- Die on That Tannehill
- Cobra Kyler
- Fresh Prince of Helaire
- Forgetting Terrace Marshall
- Bourne Identity
- Ketchup and Mostert
- I Wentz In My Pants
- Green Akers
- The Moore the Merrier
- Hocktoberfest
- Turn Down for Watt
- Dude Looks Like a Brady
- Sherlock Mahomes
- Can You Digg It?
- Kittle Big Town
- Golladay Inn Express (Look’s like it’s in foreclosure now!)
- Super Mario-ta
- Allen the Family
- Mentored by Tannehill
- McLaurin F1
- Aaron It Out
- Dak That Thing Up
- Knock’n on Evans Door
- Bad JuJu
- Saving Matt Ryan (Don’t think there’s a chance anymore)
- View From Lamar (Just like his contract. Am I right?)
- Hot Chubb Time Machine
- Throwing Deebos
- Baker’s Losers
- Who in the Funk are you
- OBJYN
- Came and Wentz
- Pittman’s Crew
- Dakstreet Boys
- 98 Dupree’s
- Schobert Ice Cream
- Ladies and Edelman
- Make America Gronk Again
- Le’Veon a Prayer
- It Ertz when I Pee
- Discount Belichick
- 1.21 JJ Watts
- Multiple Goregasms
- Favre Dollar Footlong
- Flacco Seagulls
- Goff Balls
- Dabes J’s
- The Adams Family
- In Tucker We Trust
- Master Bateman
- I Pitta the Fool
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Bortles
- My Johnson’s Hardman
- Take Me Tua Title
- Blue Solo Kupps
- Kamara Z28
- Dez Dispenser
- Krispy Kareem
- No Fournette Play
- Resting Mitch Face
- Resting Manning Face
- Suck My Ditka
- The Mixon Administration
- Hasta Lavista Baby!
- Too Good to be Trubisky (This one didn’t age well.)
- My Barkley is Louder Than My Bite
- DeShaun of the Dead
- Kenyan Stop Me From Scoring
- Waddle Vision
- Pitts and Giggles
- Show me Your Pitts
- Breaking T-Law
- Penny for Your Thoughts
- Murray Up and Wait (We for sure will be Waiting)
- Ice Tee
- Hurst so Good
- Hurts so Good
- Flutie and the Blowfish
- Hyde Yo Kids, Hyde Yo Wife
- Zeke and Destroy
- Sleeping with Cousins
- Mo Alie Mo Problems
- OMG Becky Look at Herbert
- Baby Got Dak
- Wet Berrios
- Swiftness
- Kraft Beer
- Silence of the CeeDee Lambs
- Turn Your Head and Goff
- Fields of Dreams
- Grilled Chase & Tomato Suh
- It Ertz When Eifert
- Dalvin and the Chipmunks
- Little Red Fournette
- Unsolicited Dak Pics
- Golden Taint
- Runs Like a Gurley
- Can’t Stop This Thielen
- Inglorious Staffords
- Here’s My Number, So Call Me Brady
- SwifterSweet
- Marco! GaropPolo!
- Too Kittle, Too Late
- Ja’Marrs Attacks!
- The Lot Lazards
- The Big Gronkowski
- Sleepy Joe Burrow (Self-explanatory, lol)
- Hooked on a Thielen
- Go Shawty it’s Herbert Day
- Lazard & Gizzard’s
- Hunt for the Waller People
- CeeDeeCee Guidelines
- N.Fant Sorrow (For that new dad out there!)
- Only Fants
- Bloomin Tonyan
- Kyler the Creator
- Darnold’s 49ers
- Bitchin’ Kamara
- Morning Chubb
- Russell Sprouts
- Mack Attack
- Dishaunuary Discharge
- Cold Brees
- Morning Woods
- BourneHub
- Punters Lives Matter
- Kupp Stacking
- Certified Lover Boyd
- Critical Gase Theory
- I crapped my Fants
- Diggs in a Blanket
- Baby Chark
- Gronk If You’re Horny
- Lights, Kamara, Action!
- Everyday I’m Russell’n
- Christian Mingle
- Watch The TramCarr
- At The Carr Wash
- Haha Clit N Dix
- Haha, Clinton’s Dick
- Beauty & The Beasley
- Peanut Burrow & Jelly
- Mixon an Upper Decker
- Making Mooney Moves
- Hype Trains and Hand Cuffs
- Country Road, Take Mahomes
- Teardrops on my Lamar
- Hurts’n for a squirtin
- Hurts to Swallow
- Mahomes is where the heart is
- Kareem Her Hunt
- 1.21 GigaWATTS
- Pacheco Chamber
- Kaepernick Swag
- Mariota had a little lamb
- You Kaepernick the Future
- Gore Values
- Ingram Toenails
- Clam Crowder
- I’ll Make You Jameis
- Taylor Park Boys
- Eastbound and Brown
- Turn Goff the Lights
- Shake-N-Bakers
- Mother Tuckers
- The Burks
- Haley’s Kmet
- Dak to the Future
- License to Khalil
- Forgive & Fournette
- Kmet the Frog
- Murray Up & Draft
- Don’t You Fournette about Me
- Junior Bacon Roethlisberger
- Lamarvel Cinematic Universe
- Murray Up & Wait
- Tua Legit Tua Quit
- Hamler Time
- Beats by DeAndre
- Mayfield of Dreams
- Can You Diggs It?
- Sony Side Up
- All About That Bosa
- Lamar the Merrier!
- Gronkey Kong
- Party Like a Gronk Star
- Shake it, Goff
- Fournettecation
- Chubby Chasers
- Watt Me Whip, Watt Me J.J.
- Ertz, Wentz, and Fire (Wentz now?)
- Call of Jeudy
- To the Windows; to the Waller
- School of Dawson Knox
- Brady’s 3rd Retirement Party
- 50 Shades of Trey
- Who Gives Adams?
- Lances Out (Because you know, four games and still hasn’t proved anything)
- Hot Locketts
- The Office Succup
- Brown Nosers
- ARSB Speedwagon
I know, having a single-player name isn’t fun. Namely, (get it?) these next sets of names are team stacks that can help you come up with something really funny. While some are inappropriate, they’re still funny and fun to use.
- Don’t Give Adams About Your Carr
- Chase N My Chubb
- Too Many Cooks
- Tua Girls, One Kupp
- The Jeffersons
- Mac N Chase
- 2 Kupp’s of Joe
- Goff Ball Tee
- We’re the Wilson’s
- Taylor Swift
- Ma-Najee-Tua
- Thielen Cousins
- Moore Mooney, Moore Problems
- Johnson & Johnson
- Everyone Diggs my Chubb
- Hurts when I Bateman
- Mariota had a little lamb
- Love Hurts, Mooney Heals
- Bateman and Dobbins
- Waddle Tua Tittle
- Tua Infinity and Bijan
Off-the-Wall Fantasy Football Team Names
- Beaver Tranquilizers
- Remember the Titans
- Prized Picks
- Hung Like a Bronco
- 4XL Gloves
- Deflated Balls
- 8-12 PSI
- The Password is Taco
- Chalupa Batman
- Fantasy Virgin
- Clash of the Titans
- United States Postal Service
- Rushin Collusion
- 4th Down Syndrome
- Blame It On The Boo’s
- Injured Reserves
- Autodraft Aristocrats
- Brooks N Runn
- Game of Throw-ins
- Dolfan
- The Calm Before the Score
- The Nickelbacks
- The Goodell Boys Club
Classic Fantasy Football Team Names
- Waiver Wire Warrior
- Touchdown There
- Show Me Those TDs
- Armchair Champion
- Show Me The Money
- Going Balls Deep
- Laces out, Dan!
- Ray Finkle’s career
- Jackson Mahomes Instagram Account
- Backfield Penetration
- Double Doinkers
- The Tightest End
- Dipping Into the End Zone
- Clash of the Tight Ends
- No Punt Intended
- 5th Down Specialist
- Give me Some Pigskin
- School of Hard Knocks
- One Injury Away
- Greatest Show on Paper
- Raiders of the Lost Yard
- Touchdown Syndrome
- Lord of the Rings (multiple championship teams only)
- Kings of the Couch
- Fantasy Football Team
- Questionable Mobility
Obviously, fantasy football is fun and sometimes the team names can take the edge off a bad week. Hell, sometimes I change my name every week, just to mess with the league. I would love to hear some of your favorite names and we can add them to the list as the season goes on. Find me on Twitter @RyanMiner_FFB and let’s hear them!
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